What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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