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What fires shots? A gun

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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