- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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