OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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