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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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