- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

the economy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's the new green? Green

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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