- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How would you rule?

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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