Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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stinky boner

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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