Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Anti Joke

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