- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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