- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

whats white jizz

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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