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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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