- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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