A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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