- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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