What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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roak

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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