- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Black people in Camden NJ.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

mexicans fishing

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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