What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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