Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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