A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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you give like i give lomain

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Phew... it's gone.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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