Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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