- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

an emo girl walked into a white room

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

You were born.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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