- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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