Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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