- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

So FDR walks into a bar.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

that wall over there ->

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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