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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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