What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why didn't he finish his

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

class is canceled. My professor died.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

scientology.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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