- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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