- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Women's rights.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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