what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Nah

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Everybody will die

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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