- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why? Why not?

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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