- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why? Why not?

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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