Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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