- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

your mama so old, shes dead.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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