why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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