FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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