- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

I don't believe in giraffes.

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