- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's the difference between a duck?

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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