What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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