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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why so serious ?

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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