- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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