How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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A man walks into a bar

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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