Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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