Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Women deserve equal rights.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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