- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

CAVE JOHNSON.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A seal walks into a club.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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