As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

You're a big fat monkey.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

hola said the chinese man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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