- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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