- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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