Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Women's Rights..

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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