what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What would u like to drink?

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Well this is pointless.....

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

A seal walks into a club.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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