Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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A gay man watches football.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Anti Joke

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