A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Chlamydia

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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A man walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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