- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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