What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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