- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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