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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Face...the other white meat!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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