- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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