- Anti Joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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