What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Yo mama so fat.

hey hey apple

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A drunk guy walks into a car

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Anti Joke

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