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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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