What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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