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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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