- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Black People

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

black people

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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