- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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