- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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