- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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