- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Joesph Triphook.

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