- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What is a jew in space? Dead

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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