- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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